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Want to know why liberals believe in dumb crap like global warming and evolution and transgenders and outer space?

It's because they think academic bullcrap applies to the real world. All these liberal fantasies are just theories dreamed up by some useless academics sitting in their ivy towers. When was the last time you ever used math or science or philosophy in the real world? Never, because it doesn't apply. But liberals are too brainwashed to understand the difference between science and reality.

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

...wait, did you just say that outer space doesn't exist? Oh this is gonna be awesome.

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UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: I'd say I'll get the popcorn but I don't like popcorn.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@UndeadPrivateer: It's for the better. Eating snacks while laughing too hard can cause choking.

Snapper · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: When he posted this, he was saying "Yeeaaaa, bitches! What y'all gonna say to that shit!?"

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@BlueMetalChick: your pube story just came to mind because of this comment which reminded me of your astronomy posts on vent, which led me in remembering your pube story.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: It always goes back to the pubes 😂😂😂

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@BlueMetalChick: All i remember is that you got them trapped in a jam jar. Lmao.. you don't even surprise me anymore.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: You have to admit, that's really quite the accomplishment.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: YO THAT SHIT WAS FUCKING PAINFUL

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: Literally got you by the short hairs.

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@BlueMetalChick: Why the hell was the jar so close to your crotch tho. Wtf were you doing?🤔

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@UndeadPrivateer: Yup. It's one to share with the kids

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: You know it. They'll gather attentively 'round the fire for that one.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: I was trying to open a jar of apricot jam to put on my toast for breakfast, and the lid was stuck. So I tried to wedge the jar between my thighs and use both hands to twist the lid off, and the lid grabbed onto my pubic hair. I had just gotten up in the morning and taken a shower so I wasn't dressed yet which is why there was no clothing between my body and the jar.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: You could think of it as a free bikini wax.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@UndeadPrivateer: I rarely grow pubes anyway because I'm terrified of getting pubic lice. I usually shave with a straight razor. Which is unnecessarily dangerous.

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: I mean, that's not a terrible fear to have. Lice are pretty gross. Pubic shaving with a straight razor, though. That's [i]living dangerously.[/i] I could dig it.

USAalltheway · 31-35, M

@BlueMetalChick: Typical liberal. An ordinary American would have far too much common sense to let that happen.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@USAalltheway: I'm not even an American though lol I'm a Serb.

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@UndeadPrivateer: Basically everything she does is living dangerously. She probably breathes fire through her lungs because oxygen gets boring

USAalltheway · 31-35, M

Figures. You should get out of my country.

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@USAalltheway: Ban me betch

Snapper · 31-35, M

@USAalltheway: Fuck you, bitch boy! Why don't you take your sorry ass out of the country?

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@UndeadPrivateer: My razor and strop

UndeadPrivateer · 31-35, M

@HijabbaDabbaDoo: Real red blooded adrenaline junkies breathe oxygen-15, non-radioisotopic oxygen is for the ordinary folks who don't need a dose of ionizing radiation to get their day rolling.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@USAalltheway: It's...kinda hard for me to get out of your country when I'm not in your country. I just told you, I'm a Serb. I'm in Belgrade right now. Which is, y'know, not in the USA?

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