I tried. I kept getting gum, stickers and temporary tattoos. Then I ran out of quarters.

The metal was cheap and would've ruined your delicate skin. That's why I resorted to giving you a fern plant, those last for years and help remove allergens from the air- as many plants do. This reduced your need for expenditures on allergy medicine and trip to the doctor and helped to preserve those sick days from work. Essentially, I gave you the gift of health instead. So would putting a ring on it really have been in your best interest? Probably not. And with gratitude I know you graciously accept, the fern plant of wellbeing and savings. You're welcome💕😜🌷💙

You're a shark😥

I'm poor.

uhh i'm too poor but i could make you something with some sticks and some string or can caps

No gemstone could match the lusterous beauty of thine locks. I also used up all my gold to make a collar that says Cabin Boy. 😁

I haven't hustled well enough in my corner.

I liked it so much that I decided to keep it for myself 💍

I'm a tight fisted miserable old git

i'm broke...... again.

You can't have as much bling as me.

None, i should be beaten

You are NOT my woman. Case closed

I don't know you

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none.
sorry
:(

I have a spare medic alert bracelet. 💎

I couldn't find any toe rings. I'm sorry.