What excuse do you. have for not buying me jewelry ?

The metal was cheap and would've ruined your delicate skin. That's why I resorted to giving you a fern plant, those last for years and help remove allergens from the air- as many plants do. This reduced your need for expenditures on allergy medicine and trip to the doctor and helped to preserve those sick days from work. Essentially, I gave you the gift of health instead. So would putting a ring on it really have been in your best interest? Probably not. And with gratitude I know you graciously accept, the fern plant of wellbeing and savings. You're welcome💕😜🌷💙