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FreestyleArt · 36-40, M
Yes. I wrote a book about Buffalo Wings
It's 900 pages to the whole class.

Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Yes! Mr. Bard should take a stroll down the deodorant isle for once! 😂
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Zaphod42 look who’s talkin 🙄
BillyMack · 46-50, M
Ugh. Johnny said Suzy and Betty sniff glue and now I want to know where I can get some. 😔
justlooking2023 · 56-60, M
I like turtles.
Casheyane · 31-35, F
I need someone to teach me pilates.
Justmeraeagain · 56-60, F
Can we go out to SW recess now?
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
When did you get promoted?
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure few days ago, keep up!
Silentpleasure · 36-40, F
@CaptainBard There was no social posting about it!
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Silentpleasure ummm
https://similarworlds.com/fighting-martial-arts/5562063-Im-the-captain-now-so-you-have-to-do-what-I-say

deadgerbil · 26-30, M
Why are we all taller than our teacher??
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@deadgerbil go to the principals office 😒
EldritchFox · 41-45, F
Yes, this giant fart I've been holding in!
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@EldritchFox giant? 😧
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@EldritchFox 🏃‍♂
hunkalove · 70-79, M
Bardy was once one of the 8 dwarves. His name was "Stinky."
MellyMel22 · F
Yes.. Mr Bardy is a meanie.
GoFish ·
@MellyMel22 he's nice to me ☺
BooksRMe · 46-50, M
🙋 It's after school hours, why the hell are we still here??!! Did we fall asleep, or is it like that classic manga The Drifting Classroom where the whole school is in another realm of time and space .... I have that on my Kindle Scribe btw, I should get back on board with it, it's wacky, a teacher realizing they're trapped immediately starts intending grave harm upon himself, the whole situation turns into a Lord of the Flies kind of thing.
GunFinger · F
I don't like untrimmed vegetables. It turns me off. I just ate honey mustard chicken with green beans that weren't trimmed.😷
thepeculiarpanda · 36-40, M
yup, shitty wax bottle candy for everyoneeeeee

Classified · M
🖐🏼
Teacher, you have poo on your shoe!
bookerdana · M
I gotta use the loo!🏃🏻‍➡
GoFish ·
yeah but i'll spare you 😅
empanadas · 31-35, M
Elephants with thier big noses can snort tons of coke
Yes, I once stole a copy of "Sewing Monthly" magazine from the local store. I had to hide it behind a copy of "Anal Housewives in Leather" because I was too ashamed to be seen with it 👀
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm well who hasn’t done that
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Why are you using a step ladder?
HumanEarth · F
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HumanEarth · F
It took me a while to remember how Horshack acted

Mr.CaptainBard...got a question that’s been buggin’ me since homeroom. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody’s around, does it make a sound… or is it just the school board finally cutting another program? (whizzing & giggling to myself) I only ask because I tried using that excuse when I “fell asleep” during your lecture...said my brain was a tree in an empty forest...but @Guardian said that’s not how science works. What do you think, Mr. Captain Baid? Can I get extra credit for creative interpretation? Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
Kiesel · 56-60, M

 
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