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GoFish ·

im on a diet tho

GLaDOS · 100+

@GoFish Oh good, the testing facility provides ample opportunity to stress test your muscles as well as providing sugar free cake confections.

GoFish ·

@GLaDOS ooooo do they make donuts or just cakes?

GLaDOS · 100+

@GoFish The testing facility currently provides cake. Requests for donuts have been noted, and ignored.