Ooh i have one
It imports....(Oops hit send by mistake - im still texting)
...where was i?
- Oh yeah...
Ahem👔👠
*Shuffles papers *📋
Adjusts microphone 🎤* high pitch squealing*
🥤
*Someone in the back coughs 🫢*
🗣
"Today's paper is a 'Who am i?'"
*Looks up, smiles engagingly around the room*
"Required clues as follows→
Imports :
- other countries historic works of art, most often just "commandeered'.
- any important ancient records of civilazation, (also "commandeered')
- mind cracking inventions and discoveries, (yah....same as above)
- gold and money...(We are now just flipping repeating ourselves here)
- abzoLUTELY everyrhing coz they dont make squat:
Quote:
"Nearly everything it needs ....food (especially wine), fuel (gas, electricity), construction materials, and administrative supplies, with wine being a notable per capita import for residents and staff ....alsong side essential utilites"
- Thankyou google Ai...you may now sit back down 🫳👏
Exports
-fear,
-gulibility,
- sanctimonious illusionary control,
- en masse spiritual decimation
- stamps, pretty much worthless souvenir coinage, pamphlets, posters and literature,
- Oh ....and the selling of said stolen art from other countries -.usually back to the country they stole it from im the first place.
(Note: this is incredibly clever and astoundingly cheeky - cudos for this brash move👍
Language
Adapted Floretine Tuscan known for its musicality🎼
Currency
Bullshit - it uses other countries currency of which it is no legal, territorial, ecconomic or politalical part of 🤷♀
Legal Sytem
Corrupt
Foods
🤌
Government
It has two types, both very differnt from each other, for different things - polar opposites really🤔
Leader
Apparently the leader has never been seen. No one knows their name, they have no fixed abode and have never done an interview...evah.
Summary
This country imports high value essential items, exports only uselss crap, uses other countries money - but has their own bank for it and is an ambiguous law unto themsleves. It doesn't have tax.
It doesnt do tax.
It doesnt believe in tax.
It has no concept of tax yet is based upon the whole concept that mankind has to pay.
Thus endeth my submission😌
Note: I think i should get excellent points on presentation and grammar, (i mean its pretty damn good if i must say so myself). Maybe less on literacy, but more for added sheer fricken coloquial colour yeah? 🤗
(Ignore that one spelling mistake - that's actually AI's fault ironically 🙄)
*Steps down*
*Bows*
🎀....(Sorry - that's the only emoji they had for bowing🤷♀)"
