What Did You Learn First?

Poll - Total Votes: 20

There was no Santa

Pro wrestling was fake

The opposite sex wasn't so bad after all

Other revelation

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Piper · 61-69, F Best Comment

Out of your poll choices, I'm pretty sure I realized that Santa wasn't actually real by the time I was 5 or 6. I still wanted to believe there was a magical jolly fellow flying around the world in a sled delivering presents to "good" little children, and all, but I had some serious doubts.

I never did think the opposite sex was bad, and I learned that life was not "fair", long before I ever saw a pro wrestling match on TV.

bob01 ·

none of them. the first thing you know is ole Jed's a millionaire

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

Sidewinder · 36-40, M

I learned to read and write before I was able to speak.

SW-User

@Sidewinder A child prodigy? The first person I think of when I hear the word prodigy is Mozart. It's inexplicable to me.

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