i actually do have weed...... its just a 300 mile drive away

An old song by big country called Fields of Fire.

400 miles in the song

Yep, but you only have to go 300 miles to score weed. :-)

buy a shit phone for like £5

and what about the service (provider) its not free ya know

... just get a pay as you go sim.... i spend like £10 a month on my phone if even

ok lol.... its like a gram and a half btw