Why can't guys and girls just be friends...

I don't know your favorite guy friends to know if I'd want to be friends with them! Even then I have found wives and girlfriends to be unreasonable at times. I play dungeons and dragons with a bunch of guys. Have had four different people have to stop playing because their girls didn't approve. Some thought we were out womanizing at strip clubs or something rather than sitting around a table rolling dice.

Also, we'd need to hide that I'm poly because then they'd just think we were into weird group stuff which I'm not but I know how those imaginations work...