It really annoys me when people come along with a bunch of questions and expect answers for things

that have cost me a lot of time and money to figure out. If you really want to do something, figure it out yourself.

This is my livelihood and I don't want you to copy me.

AND I DON'T EVEN MAKE THAT MUCH MONEY

So no, I'm not going to help you, retired, married teacher, just doing it "for fun"

Figure it out yourself.