I’ve been told I’m quite the motivator

Be an example. Somebody is looking up to you.

It`s true. In that you have my total admiration.

I can help you with your career. 😌

Meeh your alright.

It all evens out at the end, the motivation mirror grants thee this diploma 📜

Yeah no one should be buying a house in this economy

Ive never seen you do anything wrong tho ☺

Nah... this is Mr Motivator...

*masturbator

Everytime I get stuck I ask myself "What would Bardy do?" Then I do the opposite!

As in?

*I don't suggest you do that, look what happened to Bardy*

You’re the poster boy for bad choices…
1. Going to Mordor
2. Giving up your cat

🚫

But! - you are funny and short. Not useful, but still...