Honestly, you gave him more respect than I would. I start negotiations with a slipper.

It was hard, but it was time for him to go back to the wild and be self reliant. I know it’s difficult, but it’s what he needs.

I liked him 🫤

Nicer than I am.

I grab the fly swatter and start singing about how it is about to get fly swatty in the house.

If it is one of those big ol huge flies, I tell it, "My, someone has been eating WELL!"

And then it gets fly swatty.

Mine went in the fridge and I closed the door on him/her.

It's a little harsh but is expected out of some people 🫤

Fly be all like

Still there, isn`t it?

I'd hate to see a crying fly, you meanie!

Where's the windex?

Aw look - Now they gotta shake the money maker for food....

If he’s not paying rent, he’s gotta skedaddle

Meanie 😒

He doesn't care because he's a fly.
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