What is the biggest rumor that has ever been started about you?

I would also like to say, this isn't the biggest rumor anybody ever started about me, because it never got any traction beyond a couple of idiots on Yahoo who believed it, but my stalker clone troll tried to tell everybody I was some guy named Patrick McCluskey, for whatever reason.

No, that isn't my name, and no, I still won't tell you guys. 😆