Pet Peeves #2 - Water Melon

I just cut open a watermelon I had in the fridge overnight. It's nice and red and juicy, but totally tasteless and not sweet at all! I'm about to throw a hissy fit! How do you grow a tasteless unsweet watermelon? There should be a law that requires every store to taste test every third watermelon. Grrrrrrrrrrr!

Rant done.