Here's a pervy one in my inbox I missed over the weekend

This was apparently right after a post I made about having sex with my boyfriend, which wasn't even a particularly raunchy one since I just talked about loving when it's slow and passionate with him. Then some dipshit sent me an interesting inquiry:
The duck position, hm? My first thought was this creep is just being stupid in typical creep fashion. But I went ahead and humored this idea of this supposed duck sex position and looked it up. As it turns out, there are actually a few. 😆 There's one called the "sitting duck" which is just missionary with the woman on top, but she just sits there and let the man do all the work; there's the "roast duck" position, which is the same thing, only the woman holds her knees to her chest; and then there's the "rubber duck" which is basically doggy style in a bathtub. However, the sources I found each of these are very obscure and niche (rightly so, because each sound boring and dumber than shit). So much that I'm willing to bet this guy who messaged me had no knowledge of any of them and was just being a dumbass. Not that it matters because his message is idiotic either way. But hey, at least I learned something out of it. 🤪