I just got chocolate cookies topped with cherry jelly from the gas station.

They are the most heinous things ever. They taste like cough syrup flavored hockey pucks and the ingredients are in Russian. I dunno where these b*stards hail from but their selection of imports is almost seditious.

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OlderSometimesWiser · F

Gas stations are generally not a good place to get adventurous with food. You wanna stick with Cheeto and Oreo type stuff.

StygianKohlrabi · M

@OlderSometimesWiser yeah no good eating there

OlderSometimesWiser · F

@StygianKohlrabi Probably no good turtle birthday presents either. 🐢

StygianKohlrabi · M

@OlderSometimesWiser I think I'm more a lizard 🦎 man