What's Greta Thunberg up to next?

I'm thinking she might swoop into El Salvador on a lux Carnival Cruise ship, belching fuel and dropping tons of trash into the sea as she goes, to bring flowers to the gang members and rapists in prison.

Or maybe she'll ride in a fleet of buses to Canada with boxes of donuts.

Wonder why she doesn't sail into Iranian waters to help oppressed people there? 💭