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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
Do you not have your life alert?
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itsok · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil if this is a professional setting, why are you wearing that?
deadgerbil · 26-30
@itsok it was a rough morning, I have no excuse
NerdyPotato · M
@deadgerbil his name is pretty big indeed, unlike his body.
SW-User
You either need lube or scissors
BlueVeins · 22-25
Don't worry! I'll get you out of that dryer right away! 🥰
It’s ok.
@iamonfire696 I was being silly. lol
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@JustGoneNow But it was freaking hilarious because of her username 😂😂😂
@iamonfire696 😉
Stay there long enough and your step dad will be around to "help you out".
itsok · 31-35, F
@HootyTheNightOwl fair point 🤦♀️
NerdyPotato · M
@HootyTheNightOwl omg, I thought you were pretending to be innocent!
@NerdyPotato Once upon a time, I didn't need to pretend... 😭😭😭
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
You went offroading again?
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether I couldn’t help myself, the weather is so nice today 😞 are you gonna help?
PiecingBabyFaceTogether · 31-35, M
@itsok Of course 😎 *hands you a rope*
itsok · 31-35, F
@PiecingBabyFaceTogether you’re sweet
deadgerbil · 26-30
Keep it pg 13
itsok · 31-35, F
@deadgerbil it’s Y7 coming from me
Pfuzylogic · M
Let me get some butter!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@itsok 😱 Of course!!!
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
@Pfuzylogic I Can't Believe It Would Be Not Butter!!!! 😬
Pfuzylogic · M
@pancakeslam I’m sure at its very core it should be butter but after a shelf life of a day there has been so much adulteration with pieces of this and that it might be 20% butter still! 😗
NerdyPotato · M
Oh dear... That's how a lot of step brother p0rn starts...
itsok · 31-35, F
@NerdyPotato Pervy potato
@NerdyPotato Potato!!! Your poor innocence!!! 😱😱🙈
NerdyPotato · M
@itsok guilty as charged! I've never hidden that, but for some reason most people accept a lot more from me than from human men. 😅
@HootyTheNightOwl my innocence? I lost that more than a decade ago. And if you were innocent, you wouldn't be following me every move I make on this site.
@HootyTheNightOwl my innocence? I lost that more than a decade ago. And if you were innocent, you wouldn't be following me every move I make on this site.
Ferric67 · M
i got myself unstuck from the party, i can help you now
@itsok what are you doing step bro…
Degbeme · 70-79, M
We are?
Majorlatency · M
Happens to me as well. When I sniff glue the paper bag keeps getting stuck to my face!
itsok · 31-35, F
@Majorlatency is that morally wrong since you’re a horse?
Majorlatency · M
@itsok I will pony up, the mane issue are the fumes make me a little hoarse.
pancakeslam · 41-45, M
I'm coming with a gallon bucket of lube! and 3 way oil
itsok · 31-35, F
@pancakeslam this is why you’re on my speed dial
SW-User
Stuck at or in what? 🤔
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User enough questions, are you gonna help or not?
SW-User
@itsok I'll get the barbecue tongs
itsok · 31-35, F
@SW-User get the heavy duty ones, you’re gonna need it
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
Did you get unstuck?
itsok · 31-35, F
@iamonfire696 yeah, I’m home now
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@itsok I am glad you did