Hey mindstruggle,
If weirdness were a sport you’d have a shrine, a theme song, and questionable sponsorship deals. Thanks for being the friend who reads my all my stupid posts with 'hear me out...' and somehow turns every minor plan into an epic saga.
You’re my favorite human circus act and equal parts brilliant and baffling. Let’s keep making memories that will definitely be turned into blackmail someday.
Stay gloriously goofy.
Your co-conspirator in nonsense
HumanEarth
(So I'm ad-libbing, maybe you could use this one day yourself)