What? What! Poster Time of Doom:joke:: Two men are out walking their dogs, when one turns to the other
and says he could really use a beer.
His friend says, “There’s a pub down the street, but they won’t let us in with the dogs, right?”
“Just follow my lead” the man says as he heads to the entrance. He is immediately stopped by the hostess, who tells him that no dogs are allowed in the bar. The man, with eyes closed, smoothly says “But ma’am, this is my seeing eye dog!” He is let in and he goes up to the bar.
His friend is amazed at the quick thinking and follows suit. As he is stopped, he also claims that his pet is a seeing eye dog. The hostess exclaimed, “A chihuahua?!”
Without missing a beat, he said, “They gave me a fucking chihuahua??”
His friend says, “There’s a pub down the street, but they won’t let us in with the dogs, right?”
“Just follow my lead” the man says as he heads to the entrance. He is immediately stopped by the hostess, who tells him that no dogs are allowed in the bar. The man, with eyes closed, smoothly says “But ma’am, this is my seeing eye dog!” He is let in and he goes up to the bar.
His friend is amazed at the quick thinking and follows suit. As he is stopped, he also claims that his pet is a seeing eye dog. The hostess exclaimed, “A chihuahua?!”
Without missing a beat, he said, “They gave me a fucking chihuahua??”
