If I bite you, is that assault or affection?

@SW-User
Heyy atty, would you?

@mindstruggle
Yes. In fact, I insist that you bite me rn

@SW-User
How would you like it sir? A huge one?

@mindstruggle
Yes, and then dozens of small ones. Make it look like a pack of wild dogs tried to eat me

@SW-User
You're too demanding sir

@mindstruggle
Oh come on now. I'm just asking to be chewed a bit 😒 it's not like I'm asking for anything difficult or weird

@SW-User
I don't wanna leave some evidence!

@mindstruggle
As long as you don't break the skin, there's no crime if I consent 😚

See how useful studying law is?

@SW-User
I'd probably ask you some of my stuff hmmmmm 🤔

@mindstruggle
Like what? 🤭

@SW-User
Biting for now. 😌