If I bite you, is that assault or affection?

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SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

Under UK law, it would amount to the crime of battery, unless I consent to it 😩

@SomeIrishPerson
Heyy atty, would you?

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle
Yes. In fact, I insist that you bite me rn

@SomeIrishPerson
How would you like it sir? A huge one?

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle
Yes, and then dozens of small ones. Make it look like a pack of wild dogs tried to eat me

@SomeIrishPerson
You're too demanding sir

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle
Oh come on now. I'm just asking to be chewed a bit 😒 it's not like I'm asking for anything difficult or weird

@SomeIrishPerson
I don't wanna leave some evidence!

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle
As long as you don't break the skin, there's no crime if I consent 😚

See how useful studying law is?

@SomeIrishPerson
I'd probably ask you some of my stuff hmmmmm 🤔

SomeIrishPerson · 31-35, M

@mindstruggle
Like what? 🤭

@SomeIrishPerson
Biting for now. 😌