Joke ::Schadenfreude. Two sworn enemies crash their cars. ....
Both cars are totaled, but neither man is hurt.
The first guy says, “Even though our cars are destroyed, we’re fine. That must be a sign from God that we should live in peace.” The other nods.
“Let’s celebrate,” the first guy says, pulling out two beers. They clink, and the second guy downs his.
A bit later, the first guy pulls out another pair. Same thing — the second guy chugs his.
Then a third pair. Once again, the second guy finishes his in one gulp.
Finally, he notices the first guy hasn’t touched any of his beers. He asks, “Aren’t you gonna drink yours?” The first guy shrugs: “Nah, I’ll wait until the cops get here.”
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The first guy says, “Even though our cars are destroyed, we’re fine. That must be a sign from God that we should live in peace.” The other nods.
“Let’s celebrate,” the first guy says, pulling out two beers. They clink, and the second guy downs his.
A bit later, the first guy pulls out another pair. Same thing — the second guy chugs his.
Then a third pair. Once again, the second guy finishes his in one gulp.
Finally, he notices the first guy hasn’t touched any of his beers. He asks, “Aren’t you gonna drink yours?” The first guy shrugs: “Nah, I’ll wait until the cops get here.”
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