Joke ::long : i speak jive::A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy
...moves up and sits in first class.
The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat."
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant tells the pilot and co-pilot about the situation.
The co-pilot tries to explain, but the blonde repeats, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here!"
The pilot says, "She's blonde? I’ve got this - I speak Blonde. I'm married to one."
He walks over, whispers something in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I’m sorry!" and returns to her seat in economy.
Everyone is stunned. "What did you say to her?" they ask.
He replies, "I told her first class isn’t going to Toronto."
The flight attendant checks her ticket and says, "Ma'am, you paid for economy, please return to your seat."
The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here!"
The flight attendant tells the pilot and co-pilot about the situation.
The co-pilot tries to explain, but the blonde repeats, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto, and I'm staying right here!"
The pilot says, "She's blonde? I’ve got this - I speak Blonde. I'm married to one."
He walks over, whispers something in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I’m sorry!" and returns to her seat in economy.
Everyone is stunned. "What did you say to her?" they ask.
He replies, "I told her first class isn’t going to Toronto."
