Text me nicely that you’re outside, don’t text me “come out” like I’m a demon.

@SaorUladh
i'm an angel and you're jealous

@mindstruggle
Ugh. I almost said something nice but I stopped myself 🤢

I'm only jealous of people who don't know you 😘

@SaorUladh The time before knowing @mindstruggle is like the time before trapping your penis in an escalator. You wish you could go back to that time and you know that life will never be the same again 😢

@UBotMate
I can't think of a better analogy for her

@UBotMate @SaorUladh

Look at these jealous creatures. 🙄