Can I talk to you in the woods about something?

@itsok
Who did you strangle, backyard strangler?!

@mindstruggle I honestly can’t remember how I got the nickname (that might be a good thing? 😂)

@itsok
Yo! You seriously got the nickname lmaoooo

@mindstruggle I doooo. They like to bring it up all the time

@itsok
And they haven't told you what you did? Cause gurl you gotta start asking now!

@mindstruggle im gonna ask right now and we’ll see what we can find out

@itsok
I'm so invested!

@mindstruggle we’ve got two responses so far, I’ll send out a few more

@mindstruggle here’s a third, I don’t think anyone knows 😂 I’m waiting on two more

@itsok
I'm leaning towards you being a saint. 🥹

@mindstruggle that’s how I trick people into going into backyards with me 😌

@itsok


New dating profile tagline?

@basilfawlty89 I don’t know if giving it all away in a tagline is the best way to go. Maybe “mosey into the backyard with me”?
Mystery sucks people right in

@itsok make it sexy by including this:


Plus points if you drive a truck.

@basilfawlty89 you sound like the expert, so I’ll take your advice. I would’ve just gone with a winking emoji

@mindstruggle no ideas all around. It sounds like I’ve scared everyone in to pretending they don’t remember

@itsok
Welp! You're the living backyard strangler. 🥹
Off to the woods?

@mindstruggle let’s go, little lady 😌