My neighbor spends time collecting something of mine that broke which she considers a mess and puts it on my steps for me to clean up.

Rules for thee, but not for me.

Mutt nuts are insane. I love seeing their reaction when called out for bringing their minimally trained animals to places that sell human food.

You can always put the dog crap on her porch! Turd about is fare play! LOL

Put the dog shit on her steps 😌

Pick up the shit and put it on her steps. Seems the logical conclusion to this.