I Have a Tumor

I went to the doctor today because I've been having trouble hearing and they found a mass pressed up against my eardrum. They are testing to see if it's cancerous, but the surgery I will have will leave my deaf in my left ear... I'll be al-right. (Get it???? Alright?? Haha because I'll have one working ear, which is my right ear??? Lmao horrible jokes😂)
Wish me luck!

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FormerChild

Strangely I've heard that same joke before in similar context. But that's some intense shit! I hope it goes as well as it can!

foxforcefive · 22-25, F

i think that is the go to deaf joke😂😂@FormerChild

FormerChild

@foxforcefive That sounds less familiar, haha. I was thinking Arrested Development when somebody got their left hand bitten off and the doctor tells the family that he's gonna be all right now XD