Me: *casually brings up sleepwalking to cowboy* (I’m a sleepwalker)

Cowboy: pull up the camera footage from the other night (from when I was sick and ended up going to bed at like 11pm)
Me: what did I do 😳


Y’all…. I went outside and stood on the porch staring into nothing for a good 10 minutes before cowboy woke up to realize I was gone and came to get me… I was naked 😳