My new friend Mr Monkey man.
I recently pissed off my last friend.
She started tripping on something and whatever, she'll be back.
Anyway, I decided I should look for a new SW friend.
And just like that Mr Monkey man showed up.
I have had interactions with him before and has never failed in pi**ing me off. Consistency is something I appreciate in a friend so I thought why not give it a chance. At least he's consistent.
I remember like it happened today, because it was today, his first words of encouragement were.
You're obsessed with the whole VIP thing. You Fooking Tw*t!
Before, I would have told him to fuck off. But since now I don't have any other friends I have to try n be nice.
So in honor of my new friend I will now restate my view on VIP in a more entertainment way.
A Rabbi, a Priest , and a Donkey wearing a SW VIP badge go into a bar.
The bartender says to the Rabbi..
That VIP Donkey that came in with you, was looking over your shoulder.
The Rabbi looks around confused and says...what donkey??
Thank you. Thank you very much.
She started tripping on something and whatever, she'll be back.
Anyway, I decided I should look for a new SW friend.
And just like that Mr Monkey man showed up.
I have had interactions with him before and has never failed in pi**ing me off. Consistency is something I appreciate in a friend so I thought why not give it a chance. At least he's consistent.
I remember like it happened today, because it was today, his first words of encouragement were.
You're obsessed with the whole VIP thing. You Fooking Tw*t!
Before, I would have told him to fuck off. But since now I don't have any other friends I have to try n be nice.
So in honor of my new friend I will now restate my view on VIP in a more entertainment way.
A Rabbi, a Priest , and a Donkey wearing a SW VIP badge go into a bar.
The bartender says to the Rabbi..
That VIP Donkey that came in with you, was looking over your shoulder.
The Rabbi looks around confused and says...what donkey??
Thank you. Thank you very much.
51-55, M
