Do you ever wake up in the middle of the night with a blinding headache, and a 100lb dog casually sitting on your hip?

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The guilty party (avec turtle):

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deadgerbil · 26-30, M

Why the headache tho

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil girl stuff yuckkk

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon pays to have nuts instead of ovaries lol

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil totally 🤣 it's fkin shitttt sometimes I gotta say

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon all for the exclusive privilege of having the possibility to bear children 🙂

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil and once that's over, menopause!

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon weakening bones, hot flashes, and vaginal prolapses

Jk about the last part

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil not to mention even crazier mood swings

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon please, calm yourself down by staying in the kitchen

caccoon · 36-40

@deadgerbil making sandwiches is my only form of solace

deadgerbil · 26-30, M

@caccoon provide me with the nutrients I need to carry the physical burden that balls are

heavyone2 · 61-69, M

heavyone2 · 61-69, M

Feel Better Soon!