Currently fighting for my life with food poisoning. Everything hurts, I’m exhausted, and I regret every bite that led me here.

I feel so bad for you. I've had food poisoning a half dozen times. It is the worst. Hopefully you have past the point of sitting on the commode and leaning into the tub at the same time. I usually can't keep anything down for 24 hours after that point. I wish you a speedy recovery.