@Rilyn What, lol, I was just joking, I just meant if you went "ahhhhhhhh" when I came towards you with the thermometer, I'd pull back the sheets and you'd go "sharp intake of breath".
@Rilyn I imagine the scene 10 seconds after a nurse went in to do that to you! The nurse would be flat on her front, scrubs down, with the thermometer stuck where the sun don't shine! Rilyn saying "well, I'm just testing it out first, to see if it works"