Stomach flu is going around. Friend caught it yesterday.
Something mom had saved that seems appropriate:
The Flu
When your back is broke and your eyes are blurred and your shin bones knock and your tongue is furred and your tonsils squeak and your hair gets dry and you're doggone sure you're going to die, and you're scared you won't and afraid you will, just drag to bed and have your chill and pray the Lord to see you thru for you've got the flu boy, you've got the flu.
The Flu
When your back is broke and your eyes are blurred and your shin bones knock and your tongue is furred and your tonsils squeak and your hair gets dry and you're doggone sure you're going to die, and you're scared you won't and afraid you will, just drag to bed and have your chill and pray the Lord to see you thru for you've got the flu boy, you've got the flu.