Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Whats the passcode?
Younameit · F
Super cool
Lostpoet · M
Of course
😀 Just let me get the phone book for you to sit on. 📚
😀 Just let me get the phone book for you to sit on. 📚
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Lostpoet 😒
Lostpoet · M
@CaptainBard 🥹 just kidding big guy
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Sure you can, I suppose you want me to feed you too.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Degbeme that would be the point in sitting there 👀
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@CaptainBard I do have some crackers.
mindstruggle · F
Yea but it would be great if you sit on a chair. High chair.
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CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle pffftttt
mindstruggle · F
@CaptainBard
Am I awesome enough to sit at your table? 🤨
Am I awesome enough to sit at your table? 🤨
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@mindstruggle yea obviously 😒
Adrift · 61-69, F
Yes just don't eat my fries.
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Adrift deal
You’re gonna have to stand. I dont trust you around chairs anymore
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink that chair was on its last leg and you know it 🙄
@CaptainBard it was my grandmother’s 🥺🥺
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@TurtlePink just use the gorilla glue I gave you!
DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Not yet, but you can have a seat at the kids' table.
Do you know the secret handshake ? 🙂↔
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@chernobylplaygr0unds I invented the handshake
@CaptainBard pfffft
GoFish ·
i don't have a table yet but you're cool
AmericanBroad · 31-35, F
Maybe
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@AmericanBroad as long as there’s hope
Classified · M
Did you bring snacks? 😯
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Classified maybeee
Classified · M
@CaptainBard Sit and hand over 😤
That's why there's a booster seat and some crayons 👏
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@ostfuidctyvm you ate the crayons 🙄
Selah ·
That's not something a cool person would ask
CaptainBard · 36-40, M
@Selah well… crap



















