I’m always hungry and I hate looking for a good place to eat…

…so I have decided that I’m buying a food truck as my next vehicle. This way I can just pop into the back whenever I’m feeling awful and I just need a falafel 🥙, or 6. I won’t be serving any food for other diners though. Oh no, that’s right. Only for me! And I’m going to call it…“Table for Number One” Or something… Maybe “No Soup for You!”. Or is that trademarked? I don’t think I care…that I’ll have gained roughly 85 lbs by the middle of next month!! 🥱