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Remember, whatever life throws at you, it could always be worse. You could’ve been the banana seat on a 400lb dude’s bike who lives at a nudist colony

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Ooooooooooooooo impressive
Degbeme · 70-79, M
My skinny widdle bum loved my banana seat. 😬
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Degbeme Mine did not. I took the rocky hills of gravel roads entirely too fast though.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I took mine on a lot of trails. Mind you I stood on the peddles most of the time.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Degbeme Ah, see I didn’t. I never reached that level of badassery. Every shock hit my nether-yaya and 😖
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
Made me laugh out loud! Literally!
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Harmonium1923 Bahaha. Was gonna use that on your next Calvin share 😂✋🏻
Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
You could have been Donald Trump's favourite thong man panties on diarrhea day
@DancingStarGoddess You could have been the pus suction tube for Harvey Weinstein's butt abscess 🤔

Better? 🤔
@ostfuidctyvm *Dies forever*
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@ostfuidctyvm Good. Gawd. Man.

Let me enjoy my coffee first before you start firing shots like that.

😂
My banana seat like me and never complain. Lol
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Sojournersoul Gawd, I hated those things.
WasEP · 51-55, M
I did get a hang nail when I was 12

WasEP · 51-55, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart my hand will beat the confession out of you, confess!! 😂
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@WasEP Hahaha. Shush with those veins!
WasEP · 51-55, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart resulted from that hang nail when I was 12. I don’t have Lucious fluffy boobs to post
Keeper · M
Bout time we get some jorts on here 😌
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Keeper They need to make a comeback in the worst way.
Keeper · M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart I gave it a shot about 4-5 years ago, but no one jumped on my train 😑
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Keeper I’ll jump on it. I’ll even toot the damn horn.
Kiesel · 56-60, M
Uh…..
The story doesn’t go with the picture!
👀
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Thevy29 😳

@Thevy29

 
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