I Like to Flirt

I'm not really sure if it's that i like to flirt. It's more of a back-up mechanism. If i get in trouble i say, "Sorry, I wasn't listening because I couldn't stop gazing at your lovely eyes." or if someone catches me lying i change the subject, "Shhh, darling. Don't worry about it. I'd rather talk about you because you're the most important." etc.... at least sometimes it works though.....