I have no ability to flirt with women.

Working at this casino I’ve come to that realization with the fact that every other day I have some woman hitting on me and I’m completely clueless on how to respond.

Last week the new cafe girl exited the cafe to go to the prep room and she stopped to talk to me by the front door. She was giving me that look. You know. The look of interest. She asked me, “How much sweet talking you do with that voice, hun?”

Having idea what to say I blurted out honestly. “Not that much.”

She looked at me confused like she was thinking, Seriously? That’s your reply? In a panic I tried to fix the situation and added, “but I should do more!”

Gah! I’m so lame. 🤦 Nothing in life has prepared me for this!