What are the funniest/weirdest/cringy pick up lines you've heard?
I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way!
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I did one the other night at the bar.
I had heard from a friend that the two blondes over at the other end of the bar were engineers and I am an engineer so he said I should go talk to them since I'm single.
So I said, "hey do you work at [redacted company]?"
One of the girls just looked at me with disgust and said NO. But the other one said she was an intern and asked if I could have a job for her in a year when she graduated.
I said, "WeLL I gOT a JoB foR yOU riGHT Now!!!"
But then everyone laughed and I realized how they took that.
I did actually have a few emails in my phone for jobs though but anyways that was the end of the conversation. lol
I had heard from a friend that the two blondes over at the other end of the bar were engineers and I am an engineer so he said I should go talk to them since I'm single.
So I said, "hey do you work at [redacted company]?"
One of the girls just looked at me with disgust and said NO. But the other one said she was an intern and asked if I could have a job for her in a year when she graduated.
I said, "WeLL I gOT a JoB foR yOU riGHT Now!!!"
But then everyone laughed and I realized how they took that.
I did actually have a few emails in my phone for jobs though but anyways that was the end of the conversation. lol