What are the funniest/weirdest/cringy pick up lines you've heard?

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way!

I was walking my dog and this dude stopped and asked what breed she is.
Told me he has a goldfish
Then he asked "wanna come over and look at my goldfish?"😅🐠

I bet this was the one and only time someone tried to pick up a girl with a fish

mangomonkey · 41-45, F

@Girlbehindthecurtain wonder if that line ever worked for him!

Girlbehindthecurtain · 31-35, F

@mangomonkey of course not😅

Primnproper · 56-60, F

Have you got any kids, do you want one..🤢

mangomonkey · 41-45, F

@Primnproper how ick is that!?

thenormalkindofcrazy · 31-35, M

You're cute, but you'd be cuter if you bought me that necklace - random 20-something one day

mangomonkey · 41-45, F

@thenormalkindofcrazy oh wow, talk about shallow!

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