What are the funniest/weirdest/cringy pick up lines you've heard?

I did one the other night at the bar.

I had heard from a friend that the two blondes over at the other end of the bar were engineers and I am an engineer so he said I should go talk to them since I'm single.

So I said, "hey do you work at [redacted company]?"

One of the girls just looked at me with disgust and said NO. But the other one said she was an intern and asked if I could have a job for her in a year when she graduated.

I said, "WeLL I gOT a JoB foR yOU riGHT Now!!!"

But then everyone laughed and I realized how they took that.

I did actually have a few emails in my phone for jobs though but anyways that was the end of the conversation. lol

A guy told me I turned his software into hardware.I did find it funny.He was gorgeous too.

I was walking my dog and this dude stopped and asked what breed she is.
Told me he has a goldfish
Then he asked "wanna come over and look at my goldfish?"😅🐠

I bet this was the one and only time someone tried to pick up a girl with a fish

Have you got any kids, do you want one..🤢

You're cute, but you'd be cuter if you bought me that necklace - random 20-something one day