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@sarabee1995 my heroine. 😊

@DarkHeaven There was one guy at a club in NYC who ended up with a bloody nose. Too bad... It was a nice shirt. 🤷‍♀️

@sarabee1995 😂

@DarkHeaven 😁

@sarabee1995 A guy came up to me once in a bar and asked if I knew the difference between jelly and jam. He said it’s that he can’t jelly his dick in my ass then asked if he could have my number. I spit in his drink.

@Straylight woah. ha ha. that’s wild.

@Straylight I used to be a firecracker. Not so much anymore. Light and love.

@DarkHeaven Sorry girl ... "Light and love" would be temporarily suspended in this situation.

@sarabee1995 And the crazy thing is that he must of thought that was a smooth line.

@Straylight I would show him some smooth lines ... of the non-verbal kind 🥋

@sarabee1995 I’m getting older and you are way tougher than me. I’d most likely just leave nowadays. I totally get it, though.

Once upon a time.

@sarabee1995 I clearly remember spitting in a dude’s face when he called my beautiful black girlfriend at the time a racial and orientation slur. That seems like a lifetime ago, though. I was fearless and stupid… because I totally couldn’t back it up like you can. lol

@sarabee1995 but you are way tougher than me. js I'll watch safely from the sidelines, so to speak.

@DarkHeaven Lol, that's fine. 😉

@sarabee1995 🖤🤗