Should guys pay on the first date? Or girls? Or split bill

I make it a point to ALWAYS lay out top dollar and I ALWAYS pay for everything with $100 bills, to make it clear that I expect full physical recompensation at the end of the evening. Then once my incredibly urgent testicular needs have been fully sated I often tip the lady of the evening at least $100 to sufficiently cover the expense of having my plentiful seed cleaned from her garments.

Would you like a date? I'm free this Friday and am feeling awfully backed-up in my danglies.

ManicMicah · 22-25, M Best Comment

The person who asks their partner on a date should be the one to pay first. They did invite you to a nice dinner or whatever so it's only fair. After a while though, you two should start paying your own shares. You can't expect someone to pay for it all every single time, nor should you be expected to always have to pay either.

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

You people need better jobs if you can't afford to pick up the dinner bill. I'll try and pay every single time.

AmbivalentFriability · 26-30

I think the person who did the asking should pay on the first date. Splitting the bill is acceptable too.

Benny5678 · 41-45, T

I would always try and pay

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LittleRee · 26-30, F

In my opinion it does not matter :) If they pay, I can pay next time. If I pay, then I wont mind as long as they treat me too sometime if there are more dates to come. Splitting the bill is okay, but sometimes I'd like to treat the other person completely. :)