I insist that a dude beat it before our date 🐓

My X told me the second one is better than the first, so maybe get him to do it twice?

When I worked in a restaurant I always had to jerk the gherkin before I went to work because the waitresses and bus girls were so hot I would come in my pants. But after a good wank I was ready to discuss 19th century Danish philosophers.

Must be a mighty interesting conversation when he asks you out?

Deal. Will you please supply me with some nudes to which I may beat it?

Now that makes absolutely perfect sense, well done 😌☕😄

That might work.

That won’t stop them.

There have been a few times that would have come in handy for me

Just beat it.
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Do you watch? 😅

Seems like a reasonable request.

LMAO. That’s a classic plot line in There’s Something About Mary.

Good idea, but that doesn’t guarantee that the big head is smarter then the little one.