Benefits of dating me

I do not believe you....As the saying goes....and I know this to be true. "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

That’s possibly true for both of us. But also, your oral hygiene will rise to new heights, you’ll aways feel loved or wanted. And if it’s a good long relationship, you will feel like magick is real.

Of course they'll try and steal you... you're a kitten in a really cute dress who can use a website like this 🤷🏼‍♂

seeing a couple together, i often wonder what does she see in him??

That makes 2 of us

The stock on an ugmo goes up 50% once someone starts dating them. people start looking at them different and wondering why anyone would be interested and thinking there MUST be something good about them and it makes them want to find out for themselves. that's how a lot of ugly dudes end up cheating when they get a girl who is way out of their league or vice versa.

but do you go in for the weird stuff?

No one would ever even want me. Not even you T_T