Please, have a seat... Make yourself comfortable

*dims the lights, lights a few candles*
I'm surprised that you wanted to come up to see my place. . Most women run when I ask if they want come up for tea and conversation...

*Walks over to the stereo and presses play*

[media=https://youtu.be/lXmsLe8t_gg]

*Sits across from you on the other sofa*
... I'm actually not sure what to do now, this hasn't happened, ever. .
*Politely thanks you and apologizes deeply for the awkward moment*