For Those That Are Looking To Date Someone On SW

I have your perfect dating profile for you. You getting offers in no time.

[big][center][b]Please send in your resumes and cover letter to ([email protected]) as to why you think we would be a good match. I look forward to reviewing your information and will get to you in 3-5 business days, but probably within the hour because I'm desperate.

I'm not fucking kidding, do it.

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ThePatientAnarchist · 61-69

Wow, and now you are posting about your husband!! Did it work??

HumanEarth · F

My spouse has a SW account to and talks more shit then I do. But we made a promise to never say who each other is. Unless we have the same friends

ThePatientAnarchist · 61-69

@HumanEarth ooh so can I still send you my resume? 🌹

HumanEarth · F

Go ahead I gotta see this résumé lol

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jackjjackson · M

I suspect your spouse is Zonus. @HumanEarth

HumanEarth · F

@jackjjackson Ahhh No

jackjjackson · M

Hint please? @HumanEarth

HumanEarth · F

Me: You want a hint?
You: Yes, please
Me: How long can you tread water?

jackjjackson · M

I’ll wait. @HumanEarth

HumanEarth · F

@jackjjackson That was the hint

jackjjackson · M

I got it. The hint is there will be no hint lol. @HumanEarth

HumanEarth · F

@jackjjackson okay I take it you don't know any of Bill Cosby stand up comedy routines.

This below is the whole hint and clue in one

Me: You want a hint?
You: Yes, please
Me: How long can you tread water?

Its a hint to their screen name

jackjjackson · M

I got nothing. @HumanEarth