Out of the blue, some chick messaged me on a dating app I haven't touched for months.

She's really cute and she says she's training to compete in the Olympics. I hope it's real, that sounds cool as hell. Kinda far away, but I'll be happy to make the trip.

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MarkPaul · 26-30, M

1. She's going to think you are adorable.
2. She's going to LOL at all your jokes.
3. She's going to need to pay her trainer and some form of entry fees, but she won't ask you straight-out for $$$.
4. She's going to get depressed because she has no way to pay and she's going to wonder (to you) what she should do.
5. She will guide you to offer her money for which she will love you even more than she does "now" for making her Olympiad dream come true.
6. She will say she's going to praise you when she wins her medals and reporters ask her about how she got "here."
7. "She" messaged 10 other people with the same story.
8. "She" is doing her job.