What’s Your Favorite Pick Up Line

Did you fall from—wait

…cuz you should be in my pants—oh fuck

This is hard
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You’re body is about 60% water…and I’m mighty thirsty 😏

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice with you!

I got called an escapee from heaven once. That was sweet.

Just ask me to dance

That's almost cute.

"Don't I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar" -- those 2 sentences bring back bad memories.

"My wife doesn't understand me" - I used to get ready to run whenever I heard that one.

I once watched a drunk guy say to a woman. "Hot damn. You smell young."

He succeeded in getting his ass kicked.

Cute

Hi.

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No words just a 😉 depending on who of course.

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