You know why I’m never afraid to ask a girl out?
Because I’ll never have to actually plan a date or anything. I can suggest any date, no matter how expensive or fun, I’ll never have to actually go through with it! So I always suggest stuff that sounds over-the-top fun! I’ll never have to actually back it up! 🤣
…because every girl I ask, it’s guaranteed they say “no”…
…because every girl I ask, it’s guaranteed they say “no”…