Tell me a lighthearted, shitty ex story

My ex gave me an extra pair of sunglasses he had in his car, and then took them back when he started cheating on me with his ex (to give them back to her)

He also would take the lovely frozen soughdough pizzas and nice bakery treats I'd buy him home, and I am pretty sure he was sharing them with her LOL 🤣🤣🤣

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SkeetSkeet · 100+, F

My stomach was making noises while digesting and he accused me of farting. It happened again and he hung up on me.

Hahahah

After listening to him proclaim his love to me he finally took me to meet his mother. The big elephant in the room was that I was menstruating so I couldn't partake in their religious practices. So that was weird.
We were playing Uno and he got upset because I was making him pick up cards. He got so heated he pulled out the instructions😂 Then he said there was going to be no wedding. He then went on a rant that eating crabs is a sin. He was angry looking back on it now.

caccoon · 36-40

@SkeetSkeet he sounds like a total fucking nutcase XD

Turtlepower · 36-40, M

@SkeetSkeet but did he have smegma?